I'm Going To Be Your Grandpa! /

When I've Gotten Criticism, It's That It's Too Long, Too Soft, Didn't Hit The Government Hard Enough. Then When I Do Hit The Government, They Go, What's He Doing Hitting The Government?

At Some Point I Stopped Stand-up Because I Didn't Have Something To Say On A Nightly Basis.

My Grandparents Invented Joylessness. They Were Not Fun. I've Already Had More Fun With My Grandchildren Than My Grandparents Ever Had With Me.

For Almost 40 Years, He Was The Brightest Star In The Comedy Galaxy... Their Beautiful Light Will Continue To Shine On Us Forever. And The Glow Will Be So Bright, It'll Warm Your Heart, It'll Make Your Eyes Glisten, And It'll Make You Think To Yourselves: Robin Williams, What A Concept.

If You Do Something For The First Time, You Will Always Remember It. If Your Dad Has Something To Do With It, You Write About It.