I'm Going To Be Your Grandpa! /

I'm Comfortable Being Old... Being Black... Being Jewish.

When I've Gotten Criticism, It's That It's Too Long, Too Soft, Didn't Hit The Government Hard Enough. Then When I Do Hit The Government, They Go, What's He Doing Hitting The Government?

I Don't Like Heights. This Is Why I Stopped Growing At Fifth Grade.

When You Realize You Want To Invest The Rest Of Your Lifestyle With Somebody, You Want The Rest Of Your Life To Commence As Quickly As Achievable.

Dad Had A Music Store, And He'd Often Bring Home Comedy Albums That I Would Listen To. I Started Listening To Bob Newhart And Bill Cosby, And Developing Taste. They Really Influenced My Style Of Comedy.