I'm Gonna Fix That Last Joke By

I Put Fruit On Top Of My Waffles, Because I Want Something To Brush Off.

I Hate Arrows. They Try To Tell Me Which Direction To Go. It's Like "i Ain't Going That Way, Line With Two Thirds Of A Triangle On The End!"

They Could Take Sesame Seeds Off The Market And I Wouldn't Even Care. I Can't Imagine 5 Years From Now Saying, "remember Sesame Seeds? What Happened? All The Buns Are Blank!"

I Know People Who Believe In Ghosts But Don't Believe In Themselves.

A Waffle Is Like A Pancake With A Syrup Trap.