I'm Gonna Hump Ya. Like Deputy Dog...

A Lot Of People Can Be Very Scared About Making Themselves Vulnerable And Appearing Uncool. I Don't Really Give A Damn; As Long As It's Funny, I'll Do It [make Fun Of Myself].

Even Great People Are Always Slightly Disappointing, Which Is Generally What Makes Them Interesting.

I'm 47, My Girlfriend's 33; She's 14 Years Younger Than Me: Back Of The Net!

I Don't Apologize For My Behavior Anymore. Whatever I Do Or Don't Do Shouldn't Matter. Moral Certainty Is Dangerous. Moral Certainty Is What Makes People Go To War Unnecessarily And Illegally. Morality, As Any Halfway Intelligent Human Being Would Tell You, Is A Very Subjective Thing.

Look At The 18th Century. There Was A Lot More Freedom Going On.