I'm Happier In The Way A Guy

I Love The Fact That I Have A Show Where You Can Run Over A Kid And Everyone Busts Out Laughing.

The Biggest Enemy Of An Artist Is Apathy... A Kid Gets Killed By The Police And I Buy A T-shirt And Before I Can Wear That One, There's Another Kid (killed) And I'm Running Out Of Closet Space.

Ralph Nader Has Slavery Reparations On His Platform, Which Makes Me Think He's Not Serious. If He Thought He Could Win He Wouldn't Even Say That.

Something About New York, Man: You Can Do More Comedy There Probably Than You Can Anywhere In The World. If You're Interested In Being Funny, New York Is The Place To Go.

I Don't Want Anything Bad To Happen To The United States, But If North Korea Ever Drops A Nuclear Bomb On This Country, I Swear To God, I Hope It Lands In Hartford.