I'm Having As Much Fun Today As

My Father Died When I Was Nine And A Half. We Were On Relief For Two Years. They Call It Welfare Now, But It Was Relief Then... I Never Forgot The Generosity Of New York.

If You Do Something, Expect Consequences

Anonymous Sources Are To Journalism What Silicon Enhancements Are To The Feminine Figure; They Look Impressive To The Gullible, But Something Doesn't Feel Right.

I'm Having As Much Fun Today As I Did When I Made $55 A Week, Because It Is As Much Fun

It's Joyful To Give. But For People Who Want To Take Advantage Of You, You're Kind Of An Easy Mark.