I'm In A Mood, Dave. A Bad

This Character Feels So Much Like My Brother. He Has Two Children. He Has A Wife. He Works With Me. He Chooses To Stay In New Hampshire Because He Wants His Kids To Grow Up In The School They Started With. He Doesn't Want Them To Lose Friends. He Is His Family's Hero.

Some Of Us Will Never Ever Find True Love. Take, For Instance Me. And I'm Pretty Sure That Guy Right There. And That Lady With The Sideburns. And Basically Everybody At Table Nine.

It's Nice When Little Teams Win.

Wrap The Turkey Up In Aluminum Foil My Brother Likes To Masturbate With Baby Oil.

I've Always Liked Older Ladies. I'm Comfortable With It. They Seem To Be Nice. They've Seen It All.