I'm In Showbiz. I Look At My

I Am A Tender-hearted Person, And I Feel Everything To The Ninth Degree.

People Always Ask Me If They're Mine. Yes, They Are... All Bought And Paid For.

Poor Little Britney Spears And Lindsay Lohan... If Those Little Girls Slept With As Many Men As They Say In The Tabloids, Why Their Little Butts Would Have More Fingerprints Than The Fbi! I Kinda Feel Sorry For Them. We Should Give Those Two A Break.

I've Never Had A Divorce, But I've Seen So Many Of My Friends, My Sister, My Family Go Through That Stuff, So I Try To Write For The People That Can't Write About It. I Take On Their Sorrow, So I'm Able To Kind Of Express It, Or Their Joy.

Yeah I Flirt, I'm Not Blind And I'm Not Dead!.