I'm Kind Of Obsessed With Food. I

Come On, Man, I Got A Full Beard!

I've Always Tried To Maintain That I Don't Have Any Advice To Give. I'm A Curious Observer.

I Have An Amazing Metabolism. I'm Sure That'll Be Gone One Day. But I Like To Exercise, Too, So I Don't Think I'll Ever Get Really Fat.

I'm In A Situation With This Girl That's As Hopeless As Overthrowing The Bush Administration.

This Is One Of My Favorite Pick Up Strategies: I'm Constantly Giving Women My Keys. So Far, None Of Them Have Shown Up. Matter Of Time. And I've Been Robbed Twice.