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You Should Really Treat Stand-up Like You Would A Play. It's A One-man Play.

Every Time I've Done Comedy In, Like, Traditional Comedy Clubs, There's Always These Comedians That Do Really Well With Audiences But That The Other Comedians Hate Because They're Just, You Know, Doing Kind Of Cheap Stuff Like Dancing Around Or Doing, Like, Very Kind Of Base Sex Humor A Lot, And Stuff Like That.

Being A Rapper Is About Being Cool, But Being A Comedian, You're Not Supposed To Be The Coolest Guy.

Come Cook Food With Me And Do Nothing.

The Hardest Part About Rollerblading Is Telling Your Parents You're Gay.