I'm Kind Of Obsessed With Food. I

I Was Surprised To Learn That Research Showed Arranged Couples Tended To Be Happier In The Long Run.

I Strapped An Mp3 Player To One Of Those Floor-cleaning Robots. Call Him Dj Roomba - Little Guy Cruises Around And Plays Music. What's Hot, Dj Roomba!

I Was Surprised To Learn That Research Showed Arranged Couples Tended To Be Happier In The Long Run.

I Went To A Place Recently I Think Is One Of The Most F**ked Up Places I've Ever Been To. I'm Convinced This Place Is The Epitome Of American Excess, Of American Greed. I'm Talking About A Place Called Cold Stone Creamery. Whoa. If You Have Not Been There, The Basic Gist Of Cold Stone Is That They Take Ice Cream And Then They Just Go Ape Sh*t With It.

As I Always Have With Stand-up Or Anything, You Kind Of Draw On What You're Going Through In Your Life.