I Strapped An Mp3 Player To One

Everyone Just Did What Their Parents Did. So That Immediately Made Me Skeptical Of The Whole Religion Thing, Even As A Kid. So I Never Was Really Into Religion As A Concept.

Most Of My Teachers When I Grew Up Were Like Older White Women. So, I Couldn't Really Channel Them.

I Think Absurdist Humor Is Funny.

No One's Trying To Get With Jugglers.

I Was A Dishwasher At One Of Those Japanese Places That Cook On Your Table. Not Too Fun.