No One's Trying To Get With Jugglers.

No One's Trying To Get With Jugglers.

It Can Take A Few Months To Get A New 10 Minutes. Usually It Takes Like 10 Times Of Repeatedly Trying Different Variations Of A Joke Until I Land On One I Think Is Really Good.

I'm Like An Elephant, Ok? If I Walk Into A Room, It's Like, Ok, He's In There.

Why Would Anyone Get Married And Have Babies? That's The Dumbest Idea I've Ever Heard In My Life. Or The Scariest Thing I've Ever Heard In My Life.

If Your Job Was Remotely Interesting, There Would Be A Show On A&e About It.