No One's Trying To Get With Jugglers.

I Weirdly Do Consider Myself An Optimist About Love.

It's The Hardest Thing To Come Up With An Hour Of Material That Can Consistently Keep People Laughing.

I Weirdly Do Consider Myself An Optimist About Love.

I Went To A Place Recently I Think Is One Of The Most F**ked Up Places I've Ever Been To. I'm Convinced This Place Is The Epitome Of American Excess, Of American Greed. I'm Talking About A Place Called Cold Stone Creamery. Whoa. If You Have Not Been There, The Basic Gist Of Cold Stone Is That They Take Ice Cream And Then They Just Go Ape Sh*t With It.

What's Cool About Twitter Is That You Can Make A Joke About Something Very Of-the-moment Or Random That I Wouldn't Be Able To Joke About In Stand-up.