I'm Liberace Without A Piano.

My Dad Was A Ham, Too. He Could Sell Those Women Anything. Of All His Sons, I Was The Only One He Could Trust To Sell As Well As He Could. I Was Proud Of That.

Women Are My Best Friends, My Best Audience. If I Look Out From The Stage And See A Lot Of Men, I Know I'm In Trouble

My Sisters Said, Why Do You Make Those Faces? You Make Yourself So Ugly.

Food Was A Constant Topic Of Conversation In Our Household.

A Closet Full Of Wire Hangers Can Be The Most Dangerous Place In The World.