I Sang In The Choir For Years,

I Don't Understand Why People Don't Remember My Name.

Someday I'm Going To Go Onstage In A Dress If I Want To.

Outsiders Develop Humor As A Defense; Why Do You Think Most Comedians Are Gay Or Jewish?

I Was Obsessed With Being Rich And Famous.

I Feel Now It's Useless To Keep Hoping. The Way Things Are Today, We Live In A World That Needs Laughter, And I've Decided If I Can Make People Laugh, I'm Making A More Important Contribution.