I'm Like An Elephant, Ok? If I

Do You Realize How Much Better The World Would Be If We All Just Treated Each Other The Same Way Black Dudes Treat Magicians?

It's The Hardest Thing To Come Up With An Hour Of Material That Can Consistently Keep People Laughing.

I Write Characters That Are Based On Elements Of People I Know And Experiences I've Really Had.

I Strapped An Mp3 Player To One Of Those Floor-cleaning Robots. Call Him Dj Roomba - Little Guy Cruises Around And Plays Music. What's Hot, Dj Roomba!

You Can't Say Your Favorite Kind Of Cake Is Birthday Cake, That's Like Saying Your Favorite Kind Of Cereal Is Breakfast Cereal.