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I'm Like An Elephant, Ok? If I Walk Into A Room, It's Like, Ok, He's In There.
-Aziz Ansari
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I'm Like An Elephant, Ok? If I
Aziz Ansari
I'm Like An Elephant, Ok? If I Walk Into A Room, It's Like, Ok, He's In There.
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