I'm Looking For A Perfume To Overpower

It Took Me Three Weeks To Stuff The Turkey. I Stuffed It Through The Beak.

If Your House Is Really A Mess And A Stranger Comes To The Door Greet Him With, 'who Could Have Done This? We Have No Enemies!'

When You Play Spin The Bottle, If They Don't Want To Kiss You They Have To Give You A Quarter. Well, Hell, By The Time I Was Twelve Years Old I Owned My Own Home.

You've Got To Realize That When All Goes Well, And Everything Is Beautiful, You Have No Comedy. It's When Somebody Steps On The Bride's Train, Or Belches During The Ceremony That You've Got Comedy!

I've Been Asked To Say A Couple Of Words About My Husband, Fang. How About Short And Cheap?