I'm Lucky A Couple Of Filmmakers Have

I'll Be Back. I'll Be Black. I'll Be White Black.

We Need To Stop Telling Girls They Can Be Anything They Want When They Grow Up. Because It Would Have Never Occurred To Them That They Couldn't.

Dear America, When You Tell Gay Americans That They Can't Serve Their Country Openly Or Marry The Person That They Love, You're Telling That To Kids Too. So Don't Be F**king Shocked And Wonder Where All These Bullies Are Coming From That Are Torturing Young Kids And Driving Them To Kill Themselves Because They're Different; They Learned It From Watching You.

As Soon As A Woman Is Old Enough To Have An Opinion And Have A Voice And Be Unafraid, She's Very Much Encouraged By All Sorts Of People To Crawl Under A Rock And Die. And It's So Weird. My Crime Is Not Dying.

I First Did Stand-up When I Was 17, And Then I Passed Out Fliers For A Comedy Club (in New York City) And I Got Onstage Whenever I Could. And Musical Theater Went Out The Window As Soon As I Started Doing Stand-up.