I'm Lucky Enough To Be With Someone,

Doctors Have Told Me I Have A High Pain Threshold, But I Can Only Know What I Feel. I Think I'm Good At Minimising The Pain And Being Indifferent To It.

You Can Tell It's Good If You Light It And A Blue Flame Comes Up; That Means It's Good Moonshine And It Won't Make You Go Blind.

I'm So Uncoordinated, I Can't Really Do That Much, So My Specialty Is Standing In One Spot Or Holding On To Something, Like An Exploding Rocket Or A Jetski.

People Try To Challenge Me In Bars Every Now And Then. As Long As They're Not Physical I Just Walk Away, But If They Get Physical Then I Just End Up In A Fight.

What Calmed Me Down Finally Was When My Girlfriend Got Pregnant.