I'm Making Little Changes In My Life

I Don't Care What The Haters And Naysayers Say. If They Make Jokes About Me, I'll Laugh Because They'll Probably Be Funny.

People See Me On Tv Two And Three Times A Day, And See Me Cooking All These Wonderfully Southern, Fattening Dishes. That's Only 30 Days Out Of 365. And It's For Entertainment.

The Thought Of Eating Rabbit And Squirrels Doesn't Appeal To Me. And That Was On Our Table Quite Often As A Kid. In Your Uppity Restaurants, They Serve A Lot Of Rabbit. But I Just Can't Help But Think Of Peter. And Deer, I Can't Go There, Because Of Bambi.

Onions And Bacon Cooking Up Just Makes Your Kitchen Smell So Good. In Fact, One Day I'm Going To Come Up With A Room Deodorizer That Smells Like Bacon And Onions. It's A Fabulous Smell.

I Is What I Is, And I'm Not Changing.