I'm Naturally A Mousy Blonde, So I

I Don't Feel Famous And I Didn't Want My Autobiography To Be Like A Paris Hilton Story.

I Certainly Know First Hand The Waste One Lady Can Create Through Her Primping Routine, Because I Am A Victim Of Fashion: To Me A Day Without Makeup And A Bouffant To Match Is A Day Wasted. I Love It All - Whether It's Fancy, Cheap Or, I'm Ashamed To Say, Even If It's Bad For The Environment.

Granny Ditto Always Referred To Perfume As "smell Good" And For Me It's An Essential. I Have A Sweetheart Who's Extremely Allergic To Most Scents, So I Have To Be Extra Careful - As Well As Creative - In The Smell Department. The Key, I've Found, Are Essential Oils, Which Come In All Kinds Of 100% Natural Scents.

Even Talking, I'm Super-loud. I Could Never Have That Kind Of Meek, Little Wispy Whimsical Lavender And Lace Voice. It Comes From My Body. There's No Way I Can Fight It.

I Was Overcome By The Holy Ghost One Time, But In A Baptist Way. I Was Six Or Seven, And I Was Saved. I Just Cried And Cried. It Was Joy!