I'm Never Going To Be A Modern

I've Always Known I Was Adopted.

Getting Pregnant Wasn't Easy, And I Found That Devastating. I Really Beat Myself Up For Waiting So Long When I'd Always Wanted Children And Family Had Been The Basis Of My Happiness My Whole Life.

I Couldn't Wait To Look At Someone Who Shared My Genes. I Thought My Baby Was Going To Provide A Decoder Key To My Past. But Then I Looked At Pippa And Realized, No, She's Actually The Key To My Future.

I Always Felt My Emancipation Into Truly Being A Grown-up Was When I Had To Figure Out How To Fold Up A King-size Fitted Bottom Sheet On My Own.

What I Know From My Friends Who Are Cops Is They Keep Their Houses Very Clean, Because They Say You Never Know If You're Coming Back Or Not.