I'm No Cook. When I Want Lemon

I Was The Last Girl In Larchmont, Ny To Get Married. My Mother Had A Sign Up: "last Girl Before Freeway."

But You Do Have To Learn, If You Want To Be A Satirist, You Can't Be Part Of The Party. Meaning, You Can't Go Horseback Riding With Jackie O In Central Park If You're Going To Make A Joke About Her That Night.

Before We Make Love, My Husband Takes A Pain Killer.

Boy George Is All England Needs. Another Queen Who Can't Dress.

In Life The Only Thing That You Can Expect Is The Unexpected; The Only Surprise Is A Day That Has None.