I'm Not A Comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce.

Every Group Needs A Comedian. A Comic Who Is Politically Incorrect At The Berkeley Campus Might Slay Them At A Klan Rally.

Once The Country Was Settled And Built, The Bosses Changed The Order From A Stack Of Educated Workers To A Barrel Of Minimum Wage Lottery Dreamers.

My Only Challenge Was To Tell My Truth, Man... Figure Out What I Had To Say. These Days, It's Not Enough To Boost That Roomful Of Strangers. The Young Comic Spends All Their Time Trying To Sound Different From The Million Other Jokesters Grabbing For The Mic.

Anyone Who Has Two Shirts When Someone Has None Is Not A Christian.

If You're Going To Stop Masturbating, You Can't Taper Off. You've Got To Quit, Cold Jerky!