I'm Not A Comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce.

Marijuana Is Rejected All Over The World. Damned. In England Heroin Is Alright For Out-patents, But Marijuana? They'll Put Your Ass In Jail. I Wonder Why That Is? The Only Reason Could Be: To Serve The Devil - Pleasure! Pleasure, Which Is A Dirty Word In Christian Culture.

My Mother-in-law Broke Up My Marriage. My Wife Came Home From Work One Day And Found Me In Bed With Her.

Let Me Tell You The Truth: The Truth Is What Is. And What Should Be Is A Fantasy A Terrible, Terrible Lie That Someone Gave The People Long Ago.

Communism Is Just One Big Telephone Company.

Satire Is Tragedy Plus Time. You Give It Enough Time, The Public, The Reviewers Will Allow You To Satirize It. Which Is Rather Ridiculous, When You Think About It.