I'm Not A Comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce.

I'll Die Young, But It's Like Kissing God.

You Put A Guy On A Desert Island, He'll Do It To Mud, A Chicken, A Barrel, Anything, A Knothole.

All My Humor Is Based Upon Destruction And Despair. If The Whole World Were Tranquil, Without Disease And Violence, I’d Be Standing On The Breadline Right In Back Of J. Edgar Hoover.

Certain Things Are Complete Superstition And Have No Validity At All In The Bible. Yeah. They're Just The Antithesis Of Everything That Is Correct Intellectually.

If You're Going To Stop Masturbating, You Can't Taper Off. You've Got To Quit, Cold Jerky!