I'm Not A Comic. I'm A Humorist.

Revolution Ain't Nothing But An Extent Of Evolution; Evolution Is A Fact Of Nature. So When Old Folks Tell Me That They Don't Understand Hip Hop And The Music Is Too Loud, Well I Guess It Means You're Not Supposed To Be In There.

In The United States, The Constitution Is A Health Chart Left By The Founding Fathers Which Shows Whether Or Not The Body Politic Is In Good Health. If The National Body Is Found To Be In Poor Health, The Founding Fathers Also Left A Prescription For The Restoration Of Health Called The Declaration Of Independence.

The Free Man Is The Man With No Fears.

America Is 5 Percent Of The World's Population And Consumes 96 Percent Of The World's Hard Drugs.

My Mother Was The Sweetest Lady Who Ever Lived On This Planet, But If You Tried To Tell Her That Jesus Wasn't A Christian, She Would Stomp You To Death.