I'm Not A Gay Man, But I

Back In '93 I Saw My First Ufc Fight And Just Became Enamored By It Then.

I've Always Been The Guy Who Doesn't Necessarily Get It With Women. A Woman Would Have To Say, 'i Like You, I Want To Go Out With You, You Can Ask Me.' And Still I Would Question It. Did She Mean It?

I Don't Want To Be Known As This Goody-two-shoes Who Can Only Do Comedies Where Puppies Are Licking Peanut Butter Off My Face.

I've Always Had Something In My Heart Where I Root For Guys Who Struggle With Women.

Thanksgiving, Man. Not A Good Day To Be My Pants.