I'm Not A Heavy Drinker, I Can

She Had Much In Common With Hitler, Only No Mustache.

Let's Drink To The Spirit Of Gallantry And Courage That Made A Strange Heaven Out Of Unbelievable Hell, And Let's Drink To The Hope That One Day This Country Of Ours, Which We Love So Much, Will Find Dignity And Greatness And Peace Again.

It's Such A Surprise For The Eastern Eyes To See, That Though The English Are Effete They're Quite Impervious To Heat.

To Take A Gloomy View Of Life Is Not Part Of My Philosophy; To Laugh At The Idiocies Of My Fellow Creatures Is. However, At This Particular Moment I Cannot Find So Much To Laugh At As I Would Like.

I Also Avoid Green Vegetables. They're Grossly Overrated.