I'm Not A Heavy Drinker, I Can

I'm Not A Heavy Drinker, I Can Sometimes Go For Hours Without Touching A Drop.

There Are Bad Times Just Around The Corner, There Are Dark Clouds Travelling Through The Sky, And It's No Good Whining, About A Silver Lining, For We Know From Experience They Won't Roll By...

You Always Ought To Have Tom Cats Arranged, You Know - It Makes 'em More Companionable.

Trust Your Instincts. If You Have No Instincts, Trust Your Impulses.

Wit Is Like Caviar - It Should Be Served In Small Portions And Not Spread About Like Marmalade.