I'm Not A Heavy Drinker, I Can

I'm An Enormously Talented Man, And There's No Use Pretending That I'm Not.

For Gin, In Cruel Sober Truth, Supplies The Fuel For Flaming Youth.

A Perfect Martini Should Be Made By Filling A Glass With Gin Then Waving It In The General Direction Of Italy.

My Importance To The World Is Relatively Small. On The Other Hand, My Importance To Myself Is Tremendous. I Am All I Have To Work With, To Play With, To Suffer And To Enjoy. It Is Not The Eyes Of Others That I Am Wary Of, But Of My Own. I Do Not Intend To Let Myself Down More Than I Can Possibly Help, And I Find That The Fewer Illusions I Have About Myself Or The World Around Me, The Better Company I Am For Myself.

Mona Lisa Looks As If She Has Just Been Sick, Or Is About To Be.