I'm Not A Movie Star And I

Hollywood Is Run By People Who Sit Up In Their Executive Office, Who Are Not Connected To Mississippi, Alabama, Chicago, South Carolina. They Know Nothing About That, They Don't Go To Church, And They Make Their Decisions About What They Think Is Right.

The Truth Is I've Always Been A Christian. What's Amazing, Is That The Flaws That Come With Christianity Are Really Weird, Because Mine Have A Microphone And A Camera Attached To Them. Most People Don't Have To Live Under That Microscope.

The Best Timed Joke Or The Best Timed Phrase Comes At Spontaneous Moments And Just Relies On Me As The Host To Be Very Quick, And That's What I Do.

You're An Investigator - Can't Nobody Find Stuff Out Like A Woman. Y'all Put The Police To Shame, Make The Little Investigative Tricks They Show On Csi And Law & Order: Svu Look Like Counting Lessons On Sesame Street.

If You Don't Have A Base - You Can't Not Have A Spiritual Base And Survive. That's Probably What Has Kept Me Out Of The Tabloids. Then I Go Home, I've Got A Family, And I Keep My Wife In Front Of My Head.