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There Has Been Nothing More Impactful On My Life And Meaningful To Me Than The Introduction Of Christ. That, Hands Down, Blows Away Every Joke I've Ever Written.

We Men Are Very Simple People: If We Like What We See, We’re Coming Over There. If We Don’t Want Anything From You, We’re Not Coming Over There. Period. Please Highlight This Part Right Here So You Can Always Remind Yourself The Next Time A Man Steps To You: A Man Always Wants Something. Always. And When It Comes To Women, That Plan Is Always To Find Out Two Things: (1) If You’re Willing To Sleep With Him, And (2) If You Are, How Much It Will Cost To Get You To Sleep With Him.

Procrastinatio N Will Delay Your Change!!! Today Is A Very Good Day To Change; Don't Let You Stop Yourself From Growing!

I'm Still Very Much A Christian And Have A Great Relationship With God. I Love Him, But One Of My Flaws Is That I Cuss.

All I Knew Growing Up Was That My Father Was Married To And Loved My Momma, Period. He Worked Hard, Made Some Money, And Put It On The Dresser. She Spent It On The Family, And He Went Out And Earned Some More. He Taught Me The Most About Love.