I'm Not A Party Guy. I Don't

But I Really Like Hosting, I Think It's A Strength Of Mine. It Allows Me To Improvise, And I Love The Spontaneity Of That, And I Think I'm Funny Behind The Desk When Interviewing Someone.

They Should Put Expiration Dates On Clothing So We Men Will Know When They Go Out Of Style.

In The Year 2525, That Song Will Be Even Less Popular Than When It First Came Out.

I Think I Look Great In Green, And I'm Going To Start Wearing More Green.

I Once Made Love For An Hour And Fifteen Minutes, But It Was The Night The Clocks Are Set Ahead.