I'm Not A Party Guy. I Don't

I'm Dating A Woman Now Who, Evidently, Is Unaware Of It.

I Practice Safe Sex - I Use An Airbag.

Was The Buddha Married? His Wife Would Say, "are You Just Going To Sit Around Like That All Day?"

I Don''t Like This Reality Television, I Have To Be Honest;i Think Real People Should Not Be On Television; It''s For Special People Like Us, People Who Have Trained And Studied To Appear To Be Real

I Remember Learning To Drive On My Dad's Lap. Did You Guys Ever Do That? He'd Work The Brakes. I'd Work The Wheel. Then I Went To Take The Driver's Test And Sat On The Examiner's Lap. I Failed The Exam. But He Still Writes To Me. That's The Really Nice Part.