I Think I Look Great In Green,

When I'm Not In A Relationship, I Shave One Leg. That Way, When I Sleep, It Feels Like I'm With A Woman.

I'm Too Shy To Express My Sexual Needs Except Over The Phone To People I Don't Know.

Dr. Phil Is Hiding Something. Otherwise, Why Wouldn't He Use His Last Name?

I Once Made Love For An Hour And Fifteen Minutes, But It Was The Night The Clocks Are Set Ahead.

They Should Put Expiration Dates On Clothing So We Men Will Know When They Go Out Of Style.