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We Are The Only Nation In The World That Waits Till We Get Into A War Before We Start Getting Ready For It.

It Looks To Me Like The Candidates Are Trying To Relieve The Farmer Of His Vote, Instead Of His Debts.

It's Almost Worth The Great Depression To Learn How Little Our Big Men Know.

When You Straddle A Thing It Takes A Long Time To Explain It.

A Senator Got Up Today In Congress And Called His Fellow Senators Sons Of Wild Jackasses. Now, If You Think The Senators Were Hot, Imagine How The Jackasses Must Feel.