I'm Not A Sex Symbol.

So Basically, I Don't Know What I'm Talking About. But Maybe I Do.

It's Absolutely Imperative For The Parents And The Typical Kids To Have Time By Themselves, To Go Out To Dinner Or Even Go On Vacation While Someone Else Cares For The Autistic Child.

Let Me See If I Can Put This In Scientific Terms: Think Of Autism Like A Fart, And Vaccines Are The Finger You Pull To Make It Happen.

Seven Years I Worked At The Polish Deli. It's A Very Slow Deli. So I Sat Around A Lot On My Stool At The Cashier. And I'd Sign My Autograph On All The Bags I'd Put The Milk In. Just Everyday, Practice My Autograph. And The Manager Of The Store Would Take Some Of Them And Tape Them Against The Wall. And He'd Say, "some Day, I'm Telling You, It Will Be Worth Something." And I'm Like 13, Going, "really?!" And When I Go Back There, He Still Has Them On The Wall. It's Very Cute.

I'm The Worst Person To Tell Anybody How To Date.