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Do Not Allow Watching Food To Replace Making Food.

Basting Is Evil. Basting Does Nothing For The Meat. Why? Skin. Skin Is Designed To Keep Stuff Out Of The Bird, So Basting Just Lets Heat Out Of The Oven. That Means The Turkey Will Take Longer To Cook... So Don't Touch That Door!

Stuffing Is Evil. Stuffing Adds Mass, So It Slows The Cooking. That's Evil Because The Longer The Bird Cooks, The Drier It Will Be.

Unless Your Kid Is Pele Jr., They're Not Going To Be Able To Feed Themselves From Soccer. If Your Kid Knows How To Play Soccer, But Not Make Dinner, You Have Done Them A Disservice.

Last Year, I Made A Refrigerator In My Basement. And I Needed To Because I Needed To Figure How - You Know There Is No Such Thing As 'cold.' There Is Only Less Heat.