I'm Not A Woman. I'm A Force

I'm Pretty Normal In Some Ways. In Some Ways I'm Completely Extraordinary, And In Other Ways I'm Completely Weird And Eccentric.

My Number One Thing To Work On Is Not Being Reactive - But Appropriateness Doesn't Come Easily To Me Sometimes.

My Mentors Are People Like Cameron Crowe And Carrie Fisher.

I Wish I Was Beautiful Or At Least Wise, But I’m Simply Mad And Violent.

When I See 16 Year-olds Waiting For Me, I Just Want To Spank Them And Give Them Guitars And Tell Them To Start Bands. It's A Bummer That Girls Have To Respond To Rock Artists Sexually Instead Of, Like, 'wow, Me Too!'.