I'm Not Bad (his Speed). I'm No

If I Had Been Busted For Drugs Instead Of Gambling, I'd Still Be Managing The Reds And Baseball Would Be Paying For My Rehab.

Some Players You Pat Their Butts, Some Players You Kick Their Butts, Some Players You Leave Alone.

The Only Book I Ever Read Cover To Cover Was The Pete Rose Story. I Read Half Of The Lou Gehrig Story And Then Made A Book Report On It For Four Straight Years.

The Only Way I Can't Hit .300 Is If There's Something Physically Wrong With Me.

Baseball Is A Universal Language. Catch The Ball, Throw The Ball, Hit The Ball.