I'm Not Elitist. I Like To Do

I Am Of The Very Last Generation Who Didn't Have Computers At School. As We Grow Old We'll Become Something Of An Aberration.

If You're Driving Your Car And Someone Winds The Window Down And Gives You The Finger And Calls You An Asshole, Instead Of Giving Him The Finger Back And Calling Him An Asshole Back, You Just Pull A Funny Face, And He Doesn't Know How To React To That, Because You're Using Different Rules.

When I Play Myself, I Want To Be A Slightly Better Person. It Just Agrees. Everything I Play About Myself Is Kind Of True, But It's Amplified. We All Edit, Don't We? If You're Self-aware, You Stop Yourself - You Know How To Behave Properly.

A Woman Wearing A Revealing Dress Will Always Be Sexier Than A Naked Woman.

I Like The Transience Of Klimt Paintings.