The Best Feeling In The World Is

When I See Friends From School I Think They've All Grown Old And I've Stayed The Same.

If You're Driving Your Car And Someone Winds The Window Down And Gives You The Finger And Calls You An Asshole, Instead Of Giving Him The Finger Back And Calling Him An Asshole Back, You Just Pull A Funny Face, And He Doesn't Know How To React To That, Because You're Using Different Rules.

I Love People Who Are Openly Gay In Theatre, Because They Have License To Do What They Like, And There's A Kind Of Artistic Liberal Tolerance Thing That Goes On.

Comedy Is Unique In The Sense That Laughter Is A Palpable Noise That Everyone Makes.

There Were Days When We Used To Say, What Was In Today's Paper Is Tomorrow's Fish-and-chip Paper.when I Became Successful, I Enjoyed Myself A Little.