Two Fat Ladies, 88! Not That You'd

I Am Of The Very Last Generation Who Didn't Have Computers At School. As We Grow Old We'll Become Something Of An Aberration.

I Wasn't A Naturally Confident, Extravert, Outgoing Person.

I'm A Single Guy Now And Can Do What I Like. As My Agent Said, So Long As It's Not A Live Man Or A Dead Woman, I'll Be Fine. And That, Hand On Heart, Is Unlikely To Happen.

I Am Not A Politician Going Around Bragging About Family Values Or Putting Myself On Some Ridiculous Virtuous Pedestal. I Write Comedy. And I Am An Actor. I Am Not Going To Solve The Nation's Problems. I Don't Actually Spend My Life In The Way The Tabloids Like To Think I Do. I Actually Spend 95 Percent Of It Writing Comedy. Sober. Well, Nearly Sober Anyway.

Actors Say They Do Their Own Stunts For The Integrity Of The Film But I Did Them Because They Looked Like A Lot Of Fun.