Two Fat Ladies, 88! Not That You'd

I Always Find It Easier To Portray Myself As Being Unlikeable And Idiotic; To Actually Play A Character That Is Likeable And Engages The Audience Is Far More Difficult. It's A More Subtle Kind Of Challenge.

Going To A Grammar School, You Mixed With All Sorts Of Different Types And I Used To Listen To How They Talked. When I Did My Imitations, I Could Sound Like Someone Really Rough, Or I Could Sound Like A Cabinet Minister.

I've Met People Who've Dismissed Me, And Then They Find Out That They Like My Work, And Suddenly Their Attitude Changes Toward Me. And I Think That's Very Funny And Very Human. But It's Also Very Unattractive.

Me, Myself, Personally, I Like To Keep Myself Private. I Have Never Said I Am A Paragon Of Virtue, A Model Of Morality. I Simply Do What I Do.

I Woke With A Start. At First I Assumed I'd Trumped Myself Awake Again.