I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here

My Father Taught Me To Weigh My Words Carefully, And Speak Up Only When I Had Something Insightful To Add To The Proceedings, Or Something Really Funny To Say. He Also Taught Me That If I Couldn’t Be That Kind Of Guy In Real Life, That I Could Earn A Healthy Living Pretending To Be That Guy In The Movies – Particularly When Paired Up With A Long Haired Stoner.

And George Carlin Was A Guy That The More He Aged The Younger He Seemed.

Live A "why Not?" Life, Man. Take The Shot. The Shot Is Always Worth Taking.

People Have Been Telling Me I'm A Failure And That I'm Doing It All Wrong For 20 Years Now. Never Trust Anybody When They Tell You How Your Story Goes. You Know Your Story. You Write Your Own Story.

Stop…stop, That’s The Next Generation Of Fans… How Dare You Pass Judgment On Those 12-year-old Girls Who Like Vampires! They Need To Be Encouraged Because In Six Years They’ll Be 18-year-old Girls Who Like Vampires And Are Into All Sorts Of Goth-permissive And Whatnot. Don’t Poo-poo It. There’s A Plan, And It’s Working.