I'm Not Fat. I'm Fluffy!

You Know, A Lot Of People Think That Just 'cause You Work Out, Lift Weights, Eat Right, And Do What People Tell You To Do That You'll Live A Long Live, Maybe You Will. But, Why Do People Measure Life By The Years Instead About How Good The Years Were.

I Had To Travel Half Way Across The World To Be Called An American.

Connecting With People Is Not Hard. I Love The Interaction And The Feedback After Shows. It Does Take Some Time, But The Fans Appreciate It Which Makes It Worth It.

I Talked About The Stuff So Openly That People Are Able To Connect And Relate. I Put Everything Out There [into The Network], And If I'm Having A Bad Time, People Know About It.

I Don't Want To Die Tomorrow Knowing I Could've Had A Piece Of Cake Tonight.