I'm Not Freakishly Short. I Had, On

Once I Left Out What I Then Considered My Best Line Because There Was A Suspected Column Rat In The House.

Every Time I Nostalgically Try To Regain My Liking Of John Mccain, He Reaches Into His Sleaze Bag And Pulls Out Something Malodorous.

William F. Buckley Was A Man Who Had A Great Capacity For Fun And For Amusing Himself By Amazing Others.

I'll Be Happy If I Can Just Stay Out Of Nebraska.

I'm The Only Talk Show Host, I Think, If There's Such A Category In, What's Called, The Book Of Records, To Have A Guest Die While We Were Taping The Show, Yeah.