Golf Is A Game That Needlessly Prolongs

A Photographer Kept Shooting Me Every Time I Swung. I Was Very Flattered Until I Found Out He Was From Field And Stream.

That's Life. The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Score.

Free Speech Isn't Dead In Germany And Italy, Merely The Speakers.

Four Of Us Slept In The One Bed. When It Got Cold, Mother Threw On Another Brother.

Everyone's Nervous These Days. Ronald Mcdonald Has Hired Six Bodyguards, And That's Just To Protect His Buns.