I'm Not Going To Win An Oscar

I Just Grate On My Own Nerves. I Don't Like To Watch Me.

I Would Really Love To Go On An Archaeological Dig.

I'm Horrible To Live With. I Don't Clean. My Clothes End Up Wherever I Take Them Off. I Forget To Flush The Toilet.

Ninety-eight Percent Of The Things That Come Out Of My Mouth Are Intended To Be Harmless Or Even Charming. They're Not Ever Intended To Be Offensive Or Controversial.

It Is Very Difficult To Be Under The Microscope Every Moment Of Every Day. Everything That Leaves Your Mouth Becomes This Sensationalized News Story, No Matter What Your Intentions Were When You First Said It, So It Becomes Overwhelming.