I'm Not Gonna Become Ann Bancroft Or

I'm Learning English At The Moment. I Can Say 'big Ben', 'hello Rodney', 'tower Bridge' And 'loo'.

My Relationships Usually Last A Few Years. When I'm Involved With A Man, Other Men Are Fascinated With Me, But The Minute I'm Single Again, Half Of Those Men Disappear Because They Don't Have The Balls To Really Want Me.

I've Never Compromised Who I Am Not Ever. If I've Gotten Anywhere In My Life It's Been On My Own Merits.

If A Man's A Good Kisser, He's A Great F-.

Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go Out When They're Left Unattended.