I'm Not Like Them, But I Can

There's Nothing Better Than Having A Baby. I've Always Loved Children. I Used To Work Summers At The Ymca And Be In Charge Of, Like, 30 Preschool Kids. I Knew That When I Had A Child, I'd Be Overwhelmed, And It's True... I Can't Tell You How Much My Attitude Has Changed Since We've Got Frances. Holding My Baby Is The Best Drug In The World.

I Thought I Would Try To Be Gay For A While, But I'm Just More Sexually Attracted To Women. But I'm Really Glad That I Found A Few Gay Friends, Because It Totally Saved Me From Becoming A Monk Or Something.

If It Was Up To Me, I'd Get More Oil Tanker Drivers Drunk. I Don't Value Music Much. I Like The Beatles, But I Hate Paul Mccartney. I Like Led Zeppelin, But I Hate Robert Plant. I Like The Who, But I Hate Roger Daltrey.

I Get A Thrill Meeting Kids Who Are Into Alternative Music.

I'll Be The First To Admit That We're The 90's Version Of Cheap Trick Or The Knack...