I'm Not Really A Celebrity; I'm Just

Executives Do Not On The Whole Do Well With Comedy. They Can't Understand It, They Can't Read It, They Can't Spot It.

I Didn't Want To Be Big Mr. Ego Walking Around.

You Get Interviewed When You're Out Promoting Something.

A Nod's As Good As A Wink To A Blind Bat!

John Cleese Once Told Me He'd Do Anything For Money. So I Offered Him A Pound To Shut Up, And He Took It.