I'm Nuts And I Know It. But

I Just Want To Be Known As A Clown Because To Me, That's The Height Of My Profession. It Means You Can Do Everything - Sing, Dance And, Above All, Make People Laugh.

I Married Miss Right. I Just Didn't Know Her First Name Was Always

I Was A Sober As The Next Guy. The Only Problem Is The Next Guy Was Dean Martin

It Proves What They Say, Give The Public What They Want To See And They'll Come Out For It.

If By Chance Some Day You're Not Feeling Well And You Should Remember Some Silly Thing I've Said Or Done And It Brings Back A Smile To Your Face Or A Chuckle To Your Heart, Then My Purpose As Your Clown Has Been Fulfilled.