I'm Nuts And I Know It. But

God's Children And Their Happiness Are My Reasons For Being.

People Think I Am Dead Because They Haven’t Seen Me Around For Awhile. I’m Not Dead, I’m Very Much Alive, As You Can See. Although, There Are Two Things I Do Before I Get Up Every Morning. I Look Around And If I Don’t Smell Flowers Or See Candles Flickering I Go Ahead And Get Up.

I Get Plenty Of Exercise Carrying The Coffins Of My Friends Who Exercise.

Congress: Bingo With Billions.

She Got A Mud Pack And Looked Great For Two Days. Then The Mud Fell Off