I'm On A Diet As My Skin

Crocodiles Have A Smile I've Seen On The Face Of Every Lawyer I've Ever Met.

If Compliments Were Food, I'd Have Starved To Death 28 Years Ago.

I Am Not A Glutton - I Am An Explorer Of Food

One Certainty When You Travel Is The Moment You Arrive In A Foreign Country, The American Dollar Will Fall Like A Stone.

Poached Eggs Are Good, Poached Animals Are Not.