I'm On A Diet As My Skin

In General My Children Refuse To Eat Anything That Hasn't Danced In Television.

It's [motherhood] The Biggest On-the-job- Training Program In Existence Today.

I Have Paid As Much As $300 A Night To Throw Up Into A Sink Shaped Like A Seashell.

To My Way Of Thinking, The American Family Started To Decline When Parents Began To Communicate With Their Children.

For The First Two Years Of A Child's Life, We Spend Every Waking Hour Tryibg To Get The Child To Communicate. Then We Spend The Rest Of Our Lives Trying To Figure Out How We Can Reverse The Process.