I'm On My High School Football Team

Speaks Cheerful English And In The Past Has Written This Language With A Paintbrush That Talks.

Newspapers Are So Boring. How Can You Read A Newspaper That Starts With A 51-word Lead Sentence?

Baseball Isn't Statistics, It's Joe Dimaggio Rounding Second Base.

Out In The Ocean, A Rope Is Put Around The Man's Neck. The Other End Of The Rope Is Attached To An Old Jukebox And It Is Thrown Overboard. The Man Invariably Follows.

What You Want To Do Is Not Go To Work. You're Not Missing A Thing. The Worst Thing I Did Was Start Work Young.