I'm Paranoid. On My Stationary Bike, I

I'm Paranoid. On My Stationary Bike, I Have A Rear View Mirror.

I Quit Therapy Because My Analyst Was Trying To Help Me Behind My Back.

During Sex I Fantasize That I'm Someone Else.

When You're In Love It's The Most Glorious Two And A Half Days Of Your Life.

I Love Being Famous. It Validates That I Have Something To Say.