I'm Playing Like Tarzan-and Scoring Like Jane.

When Lee And Jack Win, It Is Good For Golf. When I Win, It Is Better.

Putting Isn't Golf, Greens Should Be Treated Almost The Same As Water Hazards: You Land On Them, Then Add Two Strokes To Your Score.

If You Buy A Book On Golf Instruction Buy The Thinnest Book You Can Find. The Thinner The Book, Chances Are The Easier And More Elementary The Instruction. It Can Do One Of Two Things: Help You More Or Hurt You Less. Both Are Good Compared To The Alternative.

Red Meat Is Not Bad For You. Now Blue-green Meat, That's Bad For You!

Golf Is The Most Fun You Can Have With Out Taking Your Clothes Off.