I'm Playing Like Tarzan-and Scoring Like Jane.

Trevino Is In A League By Himself. We Don't Even Count Him. We Figure When You Come In Second, You're A Winner.

Somebody Give Me A Banana. I'm Playing Like A Monkey, So I Might As Well Eat Like One.

Golf Is A Thinking Man's Game. You Can Have All The Shots In The Bag, But If You Don't Know What To Do With Them, You've Got Troubles.

Putting Isn't Golf, Greens Should Be Treated Almost The Same As Water Hazards: You Land On Them, Then Add Two Strokes To Your Score.

The Best Wood In Most Amateurs' Bags Is The Pencil.